Yesterday was my roommate's birthday. Tonight, we are going drinking for her birthday. As you do.
I am dressing as much like a hooker as possible. As my ex would say, I look "positively tarty."
...no, it's not about music or poetry. But it's still a very rockstar thing to do.
And I wasn't there to see you in your hookerific glory. Bummer.
ReplyDeleteYeah--in retrospect, the hooker-look wasn't really the best idea. At least without a male escort.
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